Dumfries,WV- Speaking to gatherers at the town hall in Dumfries, West Virginia McCain reiterated his stance on drilling in Alaska. He repeatedly pointed out to the fact that this country was facing extreme shortage of resources especially for the last two Bush terms.
"Although many American families have been facing acute shortages and feeling the pinch, myself included, we failed to look for resources in our own land; instead Washington became dependent on foreign resources for stopgap measures. This has resulted in millions of Americans losing their jobs especially here in West Virginia, Ohio and the mid-west in general. I regret some of my own policies in this regard, but I'm a changed man now."
To drive home his point the senile yet mobile Senator announced he would most definitely drill in Alaska for Intellect, not Oil as clueless News-media-at-large have consistently been reporting. Finding a VP nominee from Alaska was an eye opener for him and remote fishing villages in the great state of Alaska would supply America with fresh home grown intellect for ages to come, thus getting rid on foreign dependence, he opined.
At the end of the speech, campaign managers handed out free family-pack Crapola bars(limit 2 per household) to everyone at the gathering in order to promote healthy diet habit among the small town hill people in the state- another of McCain's pet projects if he wins in November.
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